Sunday, January 16, 2011

me:hey girl u look sexy u live around here?
k:no. not on this bummy ass block. an i got somewhere to be...
me:wait yo im talkin to you
k:beter not touch me.(leaves)
m:damn yo (another girl passes) hey exuse me miss can u give me directions?
j:where?
me:your house i think youll like m an my talents if you know what i mean.
j:oh but everybodys crazy where i live.im no exception.
me:well i love handlin you crazy girls.(k comes back takes j hand)
k:girl get yo ass over here. you know there still looking for you.
me:oh u runnin from police or somethin?
k:no just sick bummyass mofos like you.
j: bye(leaves)
nurse:(enters out of breath.) exuse me sir have you seen a white girl around here?
me:why? whose askin?
nurse: im with st.johns mental hosptial and i just lost one of the patients.
female nurse:(enters) did you see her sir?
no but i think i need help. see i think ive seen you in my dreams. and this is when u give me your number.(the nurses run away) oh is like that now huh?(a couple enters.the man walks into the building while the girl stays out. he advances toawrd the girl.) hey sweety i help noticing you from here and you look out of place. see you need to be with me not some guy like him dirty ass jordans.
dont you have any respect mofo you blind? wheres your glasses? you dont see who im with? mr too good for jordans ima keep on my gunit sweater. 2006 is past my nigga its time to get new shit. get a job you bum.

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