Theres this guy following some girl. The girl totally knows she's being followed so she just fucks around with this stalker, starts running. he gets startled, then unwittingly, also runs abit. after afew minutes it seems he's not sure why he's running. they both get to a narrow allyway. She runs out of sight then he stops thinking out loud "Why am I doing this?" He walks out of the ally walks into a deli. The girl, Jamie, comes around waits for the guy, John, to come out.
John walks out, she closely follows. She runs in front of him when he is distracted opening his candy. Moments later she turns around and stops and again startles John.
John:(smiles) Its you.
Jamie:(smiles back) Mind explaining why you are following me? I've just about had enough of this game.
John: I- umm... you know...
Jamie:(nods) Yea and..? (pause) you're going home now boy.
John:(little shocked and scared) What? Why?
Jamie: Well you are following me for a reason. (John protest) Yes I know you were following me, Im a girl ok. You didn't even hide yourself well. you definitely not professional. I'm certain you not a creepy fuck either, you woulda done somethin by now. shit you stopped in the ally way. What a dummy.
John: OK fine I'll go home. (he turns to walk)
( A man gets bumped into John then stops)
Is there a problem? Why are you harassing this girl?
John: (angry) I haven't spoken more than a sentence with this woman. Who are you?
Stranger: miss is he-
John: Hey I asked who are you?
The man walks away. John turns to Jamie.
Jamie: Wow where did Mr. big man come from?
John: I don't know ya'know most people around here-
Jamie No dummy I'm talking about you. You barely knew how to talk when I spoke few seconds ago. Now You were about to go fight some fuck, who did push you...(pause) nothing to say anymore? wren't you leaving? you better say what you wan't to say or-
John: I think you're pretty. Will you go out with me?
Jamie: holy dumbass Thats what I've been waiting for you tell me? shit you have the worst game I've ever encountered. NO wait I heard of your type. yea, you shy wallflower type. I'm glad I finally met one.
John: aww come'on bullshit. you've totally met guys like me. like I don't know haven't you noticed anyone back in your school years, people who never talk in class? better yet people you never see ouside school? theres soooo many movies about that type of guy
Jamie: I was Homeschooled(WHAT???), movies are all fake, so I don't watch them alot.(SHUT THE FUCK UP) and that type of guy is you and your finally replying to me with more then 2 words together. Bravo.
John: Im really leaving now.
Jamie:(seeing the stranger come back with other people) umm... Naaaa lets walk abit
John:(all too eager) Ok
They Walk afew blocks. the same guys are tailing them. Jamie Grins.
John: Whats your name?
Jamie: mad late son. You should've asked before you tried to mess with that guy, John. (Hands back wallet)
John: Are you serious?(checks wallet)
Jamie: Ha, be glad I didn't take anything else. Now listen hear me out. You gotta do alot more than just a "you pretty" before you ask any girl out. unless you only like them hoes.
John alright alright fine.
